My first rant will be directed at my Alma mater Eastern Illinois.  Who found a way the shit the bed last night against Tennessee State.  A couple frat bros from Eastern came over to watch the game since it was in ESPNU and was the first time EIU got a sniff at being televised.  I now know why. 

Watching QB Jake Christensen…

 take the snap

 drop back

panic, and throw a fluttering ball on target but high

causing the intended target to jump and strech out out their body

Then get hammered by a LB or DB with a 7 yard sprint, because the ball took an hour to get there

causing the ball to jar loose and fall harmlessly

Over and over and over again

That is all you need to know about the pillow fight they lost to a 4-7 team 21-10.  bye bye playoffs if Eastern Kentucky can get by former LSU QB Ryan  Perrilloux and the Jacksonville State GAMECOCKS.  It was soooo EIU.  Why I am going to Chicago State to watch the Basketball team play on Tuesday is really a mystery.  But I will be sure to let you know how that turns out.